Tommy DeVito is among New York City icons on fans’ nice list
Is it that time of year again? Its that time of year again. Clear your throats. Raise your voices. Join me in song!
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I Saw Tommy Make A Touchdown Toss
(I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
Sung by rejuvenated Giants fans
I saw Tommy make a touchdown toss
Made the Packers look like silly fools
He made some tacklers miss
Then he blew them a chefs kiss
And then he drove
To Cedar Grove
Dreaming dreams of gabagools
Then I saw Tommy pouring Vodka sauce
On the chicken cutlets Mama fried
Had a pasta side as well
(Post exclusive: pappardelle)
Mama Mia, he is bona-fide!
4Tommy DeVito looks to throw a pass against the Green Bay Packers during the third quarter in the game at MetLife Stadium. Getty Imageslll
Last Season
(Last Christmas)
Sung by frustrated Yankees fans
* With Rob Ricco
Last season I gave you my heart
But before Labor Day
You gave it away (you gave it away!)
Next year to save on some beers
Ill go to a play or a movie (movie!)
Tell me Hal, will you spend like your dad?
You dealt for Soto but the pitching staff is bad
Tell me, Brian, do you recognize
Its been 15 years since you won the prize
Cole and Judge, somehow escaped this hell
Somehow Stanton is already on IL
Maybe Volpe can be supersonic
But Rodons back I know how to spell chronic.
Last season we won 82
But the playoff swoon
Started early, in June
Next year, Boone says not to fear (not to fear)
I wont, Ill be at the movies (movies!)
4Brian Cashman addresses the media before the start against the Washington Nationals. JASON SZENES FOR THE NEW YORK POSTlll
Twas the Mets Metsiest Season of All
(Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year)
Sung by disgruntled Mets fans
Twas the Mets Metsiest season of all
With bad baseball relapsing
Mid-summer collapsing
No hopes for the fall!
Twas the Mets Metsiest season of all
Twas a most-Metsian season, my friend
Diaz knee ACL-ing
Max, Justin foretelling
Of doom in the end!
Twas no luck (and then no Buck) what a trend
There were sad fans a-snoring
Francisco Lindoring
And Polar Bear finding the range
There was much bad bullpenning
And Steve Cohen yenning
For bang for his buck for a change
Tis the Mets Metsiest season to groan
Couldnt trade for Juan Soto
And now Yamamoto
Might call Bronx his home!
Tis the Mets Metsiest season to … groan!
4Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer on the dugout fence during the sixth inning against the Yankees. JASON SZENES FOR THE NEW YORK POSTlll
The Christmas Wrongs
(The Christmas Song)
Sung by a city now a dozen years into a title drought
Carl Banks roasting on the radio
Writers search for Leon Rose
First-time-long-times, with their voices aflame
Theyre angry, head down to their toes
Everybody knows
Parades go on in other towns
Kansas City, Denver, too
Even Vegas, what a joke, what a crime
Can look at us and laugh: #@%$ you!
We know Ohtanis in L.A.
(And if you didnt know, just tune in Michael Kay)
And every other star, asked how they feel
They say, We would …
But we could end up like Aarons heel
And so Im begging of the sporting gods
(Though theyve tuned out now, I fear)
The Yanks or the Rangers
Or the Isles or the Jets
Give us something next year
4Robert Saleh talks with quarterback Aaron Rodgers (8) at practice in Florham Park, NJ. Bill Kostroun/New York Postlll
My Favorite Things
Because, come on, its still Christmas!
Judge and Alonso when crashing and crushing
Wilson receiving and Saquon while rushing
Bridges and Claxton when Jacques system clicks
Jalen and Julius and Hart from the Knicks
see also
It’s open season on NFL referees and it’s only going to get worse
Islanders winning for Lou Lamoriello
Giants rebounding behind a Goodfellow
Rangers and Devils hooked up in the spring
(That was my favorite 23 thing!)
When the umps stink, when the refs blink
When they make you mad
Just sit back and say
Hey, lets see the replay!
And then it wont be so bad
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Just one more thing before holiday grazing.
You, gentle reader, youre greatly amazing.
Thanks for your fan mail (even when it stings).
You are the fave of my favorite things.
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